Moving at a snail’s pace but I guess up is better than down!

Moving at a snail’s pace but I guess up is better than down!

Too far behind to do any damage!
Doubt I’ll be getting TOP 2000 tattooed on my arse but you never know!

Quickie
It’s the last week of the segment but it shouldn’t matter this week.
Might want to mix in an off-the-radar guy to go with heavy chalk.

Remember, just three more events in this segment after this week so time to go!
Time to bounce back after a substitution nightmare last week at Shinnecock Hills.
Maybe I should just “set it and forget it”.
Ladies and Gentlemen
If the big boys make their schedules around the major championships, I’d suggest your fantasy teams do the like!
With the OWGR top 60 in attendance, I probably won’t need to get to No. 10 to put a six-man squad together.
I can’t possibly be terrible for three weeks in a row, right?
We’ll see!
Let’s ride:
Blew a tire or four last week.
Dropped almost 400 spots.
That will not be the case this week as there are plenty of big boys to make up the lineup.
They just don’t pass out tartan jackets to anyone around here as Colonial Country Club requires 14 clubs, six inches and the ability to move the golf ball left and right.
Proper test of golf requires proper golfers.
Looks more like Scotland or England or Ireland.
It’s Trinity Forest outside Dallas, USA.
It’s unique.